.bashrc snippets

my .bashrc differs slightly (though really not much) between my desktop and laptop (plus my servers), so there’s a common section (bits in both configs), and sections for each system if they have something unique.

see dotfiles for more.

common

aliases

alias nano=micro
alias sudo="sudo TERMINFO=\"$TERMINFO\" "
alias pick='pastel pick'
alias fd='fdfind'
alias neofetch="hyfetch"
alias fastfetch="hyfetch"
alias gitall="git remote | xargs -L1 git push --all"
 
# lazy ass way for me to get my idol mp3s from youtube
# usage: ytmp3 url
alias ytmp3="yt-dlp -f ba -x --audio-format mp3"
 
# weather stuff
alias wttr="curl https://wttr.in/New+York?F0AS"
alias weather=wttr
 
alias wttrlg="curl https://wttr.in/New+York?F1uq"
alias weatherlg=wttrlg
 
alias sun="daylight --short --timezone='America/New_York' | lolcat"
 
# vpn split tunnel aliases based on a small script @ ~/.local/bin/mvpn
alias mftp="mvpn filezilla"
alias mterm="mvpn kitty"

variables

export EDITOR=/usr/bin/micro
export "MICRO_TRUECOLOR=1"
 
# don't log commands that start with a space
export HISTCONTROL=ignorespace
 
# catppuccin colors for fzf
export FZF_DEFAULT_OPTS=" \
--color=spinner:#F2D5CF,hl:#E78284 \
--color=fg:#C6D0F5,header:#E78284,info:#CA9EE6,pointer:#F2D5CF \
--color=marker:#BABBF1,fg+:#C6D0F5,prompt:#CA9EE6,hl+:#E78284 \
--color=border:#414559,label:#C6D0F5"

functions

cdmess() {
	# from this blog post:
	# https://blog.larah.me/mess-directory/
	#
    today_tmpdir="${TMPDIR-/tmp}/${USER}_mess/$(date +%F)"
    mkdir -p "$today_tmpdir"
    cd "$(mktemp -d -p "${today_tmpdir}" XXXX)"
}
 
# fuzzy find/search thru (recent) bash history
hist() {
	cat ~/.bash_history | fzf | sh
}
 
# get a random free port. this is useful for my
# insane sysadmin website woman adventures
portfree() {
	while
		port=$(shuf -n 1 -i 49152-65535)
		netstat -atun | grep -q "$port"
	do
		continue
	done
	echo "$port"
}
 
# from http://dotfiles.org/~pseup/.bashrc
function extract() {
  if [ -f $1 ] ; then
    case $1 in
      *.tar.bz2) tar xjf $1 ;;
      *.tar.gz) tar xzf $1 ;;
      *.bz2) bunzip2 $1 ;;
      *.rar) rar x $1 ;;
      *.gz) gunzip $1 ;;
      *.tar) tar xf $1 ;;
      *.tbz2) tar xjf $1 ;;
      *.tgz) tar xzf $1 ;;
      *.zip) unzip $1 ;;
      *.Z) uncompress $1 ;;
      *.7z) 7z x $1 ;;
      *) echo "'$1' cannot be extracted via extract()" ;;
    esac
  else
    echo "'$1' is not a valid file"
  fi
}
 
# print internal & external IPs
function whatip() {
	# internal
	echo -n "internal IP: " | lolcat -p 0.7; hostname -I | awk '{print $1}'
	# external
	echo -n "external IP: " | lolcat -p 0.7; curl -4 icanhazip.com
}
 
# password generator. takes input for password length by number
function passgen() {
	PASSLENGTH=$(gum input --placeholder "type a number")
	date +%s | sha256sum | base64 | head -c $PASSLENGTH ; echo
}

desktop

aliases

# pull icons out of subfolders; run filebot for renaming beforehand
# to prevent dupes and overwriting
alias iconsubfol="find . -mindepth 2 -type f -print -exec mv {} . \;"
 
# cd bookmarks
alias dotf="cd /home/kat/Documents/Code/Git/-mine/dotfiles"
alias gmine="cd /home/kat/Documents/Code/Git/-mine"
 
alias pusheu="git push bytes main && cd /home/kat/Documents/Code/Git/-mine/astro-eunoia/eunoia/src/utils && node git-changelog.js"

variables

if [ -f ~/.privatevars ]; then                                                                               
  . ~/.privatevars                                                                                         
fi

laptop

aliases

# some cd bookmarks
alias dotf="cd /home/kat/dotfiles"
alias gmine="cd /home/kat/Documents/Git/-mine"
 
# used to be a ~/.local/bin entry but that was dumb
alias pusheu="git push bytes main && cd /home/kat/Documents/Git/-mine/eunoia-astro/src/utils && node git-changelog.js"
 
alias freeze="freeze -c user $1"

server stuff & other random snippets

these are scattered snippets from my home servers, all rolled into one block.

# edit caddyfile
alias cad="sudo micro /etc/caddy/Caddyfile"
 
# reload caddy (apply changes in caddyfile)
alias cadre="sudo systemctl reload caddy"